programmer-problems:

Submitted by  tempestjg

So true. SO TRUE

programmer-problems:

Submitted by  tempestjg

So true. SO TRUE

The general question that interests me is:
CONTEXT: There's a question on my lab HW, "The general question that interests me is:" I want to put something utterly unrelated to Bio.
NOTE: The lab is about bacterial growth at different nutrient levels
Friend: You should. It does not specify it must be about this lab.
Me: Exactly!!!!!!
Friend: Will you? and how inappropriate are you willing to be?
Friend: "I wish to discover the optimal level of wine with which to fill this decanter so that people do not think there is more when it runs out, thus leaving more for another party the next night."
Me: Where the Ballmer Peak is
Friend: Figuring that out is no small question. You wouldn't want to overshoot and hit Vista, would you?
Me: Precisely! It requires research.
Friend: And so there shall be research. Now for funding....
Me: Um ... any tech company?
Friend: Google. Microsoft needs its R&D evaluated.
Me: MS actually has a much more active R&D arm than Google
Friend: Shh. They made vista and must be eternally shunned, there is no logic to this like there is none to the OP question.
Me: I'm evidently the only person who never had a problem with Vista that I can remember.
Friend: Its main problem was being slow, needing to download all the programs to do what you want with the main interface, and enjoying crashing. Oh, and bluescreening.
Me: yeah, I didn't have crashes, or BSOD.
Friend: Maybe it liked you.
Me: Vista liked me! I'm touched.
Friend: ‎...."Touched by Code" will be the secular replacement for "Touched by an Angel"
Python cracks me up.

ticktockthisplaceisaclock:

If you’re gonna write a fucking computer language, why would you name an essential function “pickle”?

Wow.

Have you seen the future features in the releases?

programmer-problems:

Submitted by loveablegeek

This.

programmer-problems:

Submitted by loveablegeek

This.

programmer-problems:

Submitted by leonsbuddydave

Truth.

programmer-problems:

Submitted by leonsbuddydave

Truth.

fyeahcomputersciencemajorpenguin:

autodidact-coder:

A programming language inspired by the lolcat meme. Here’s a short “Hello, world!” program written in LOLCODE.

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

Brilliant.

Absolutely beautiful.

Happy Ada Lovelace Day!!

Let’s hear it for all the geek girls her day represents!!